Colombian Parrot Arrested For Tipping Off Drug Dealers

Colombian prosecutors have accused Lorenzo the Parrot of being trained to scream a warning in Spanish– “Run, run, the cat is going to get you!”– when cops were nearby a weed and weapons stash. This may be our favorite line from a news story ever: “Now Lorenzo may spend his life behind bars. He’s been handed over to special animal officials to join other birds suspected to be guilty of similar crimes.”