Drunk Driver: I Am Just Escorting My Horny Goat On A Date

Astonished police, find a horny goat in the passenger seat being taken on a date by his farmer owner on a date, actually stopped for drunk driving.

The 54-year-old driver – who was three times over the drink drive limit – claimed his goat had been ‘lonely’ and he’d been to a friend’s farm in Kretzyn, Poland, to meet a female goat.

‘They had had a few vodkas to break the ice and then some more to celebrate and by the the time he left with his now not so lonely goat he was very drunk,’ said one officer.

He’s lost his license and he may well go to prison for a while, although he was sorry as he was a danger for other drivers’ he added.

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